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Ye-ha! Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Red Five standing by. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.
But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid
The wombat screams at midnight
2023-09-25
The wombat screams at midnight and then falls off his perch. He doesn't really move after that and I don't see him again, although apparently some people did. Apparently we were in the right place, and just weren't able to see the...
The wombat screams at midnight
2023-09-25
The wombat screams at midnight and then falls off his perch. He doesn't really move after that and I don't see him again, although apparently some people did. Apparently we were in the right place, and just weren't able to see the...
My, myself, and I, and my pet turtle
2023-09-25
So now, all we have to do is get something resembling good insurance, and then we can open our tortoise adoption center. Because, yes, that is something I need to do, too. In that time, I have learned many things about all...
Meadowlark singing against the house
2023-09-25
The sounds of Old Tom slowly dying on the front porch, and bits of rusty tin fell from the collapsing porch roof into the yard, rolling down the hill and splashing in a pond. For some reason, in all this, the crows...
Sarah's Knees
2023-09-25
McDreamy From the second Michelle "Mrs. Anderson" Barnes said, "Yes," I knew this was going to be the most obvious girl and boy name ever. Sarah is a very classic name with many different meanings in many different languages. It's a name...
Microwave fish for Parties and Large Groups
2023-09-25
Microwave fish for Parties and Large Groups, a cookbook for inspired chefs and party planners. You’ve probably had fish made in a microwave oven before. If you grew up on a tropical island or in the deep south of the US, the...
The wombat screams at midnight
2023-09-25
The wombat screams at midnight and then falls off his perch. He doesn't really move after that and I don't see him again, although apparently some people did. Apparently we were in the right place, and just weren't able to see the...
My, myself, and I, and my pet turtle
2023-09-25
So now, all we have to do is get something resembling good insurance, and then we can open our tortoise adoption center. Because, yes, that is something I need to do, too. In that time, I have learned many things about all...
Meadowlark singing against the house
2023-09-25
The sounds of Old Tom slowly dying on the front porch, and bits of rusty tin fell from the collapsing porch roof into the yard, rolling down the hill and splashing in a pond. For some reason, in all this, the crows...
Sarah's Knees
2023-09-25
McDreamy From the second Michelle "Mrs. Anderson" Barnes said, "Yes," I knew this was going to be the most obvious girl and boy name ever. Sarah is a very classic name with many different meanings in many different languages. It's a name...
Microwave fish for Parties and Large Groups
2023-09-25
Microwave fish for Parties and Large Groups, a cookbook for inspired chefs and party planners. You’ve probably had fish made in a microwave oven before. If you grew up on a tropical island or in the deep south of the US, the...
King Trash Owl
2023-09-25
I never thought I would be attacked by an owl while I was digging through the trash. But there I was, in the dark, protecting my children from any further attack by this big, bony beast. I had a huge stick that...